I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute

I'm Baaaaaaaack!

2011-01-27T21:38:00.002Z

Happy New Year people! Sorry it is 27 days late.

Not blogged since September, and last entry was fairly depressing, again sorry about that. Will try not to depress any more.

Not a lot has happened since September. We had the Panto in December, as usual I was in control of the lighting board, but I also gelled and positioned lights for this one. Could have a massive rant about theatre stuff, but not going to as I would be here for hours. So will finish talking about the theatre.........now.

Other theatre news!!! Not Biggar Theatre Workshop, but The Traverse Theatre in Edinburgh. Through a friend of a friend of my mums, I decided to ask the technical manager if there was any chance of work experience. I got an email back saying I could go in and shadow one of their technicians. I was quite chuffed. As I was focused on Panto, he said I should contact him when we were done. But being a complete idiot, I forgot. So a few days ago I sent a very apologetic email saying that I was sorry for waiting so long to get back in touch and that I'm still interested. An hour or so ago, I got a reply saying that their next production is in April and I've to get in touch closer to the time to set a date. I will not forget again, I've written it down this time. But still, YAY!

Other work experience news. My guidance teacher at school is very aware of how interested I am in technical theatre, so when she got an email the other day from Scottish Opera offering work experience to pupils, I was the first person that popped into her head. So tomorrow I am going into school to tell her I am very interested and decide when I will be going. Another YAY!

Christmas and New Year went well. Got lovely new things for Christmas, and did nothing for New Year (went to bonfire, watched Father Ted, went to bed). Spent most of the holidays playing Lego Harry Potter. Time well spent.

Prelims are going on at the moment. History paper 1, English and Maths are out of the way, still got a few to go. Will not go into further detail as it will get depressing.

That's it for now for another few months.
Pip pip, ta ta, cheerio.

Sore Head, Ankle and Back.

2010-09-02T17:04:00.003+01:00

Hey y'all.

First of all, did well on exams. 2 As, 5 1s and a 2. If that makes sense.

Fifth year is already turning out to be a bitch and I'm only 3 weeks in. Every subject everyday, double periods everyday, heavy school bag and a hell of a lot of homework. And it doesn't help that teachers are taking some kind of pleasure in telling us that "higher is not like Standard Grade in anyway. It is much harder and if you didn't get a 1 in your Standard Grade you are probably not going to do well in higher." I already know that higher is going to be very hard. I don't need to be reminded all the time. So I have a sore head because I get headaches when I'm feeling stressed (or unwell, and I have a cold starting) and my back is sore because of my heavy school bag.

Doesn't help that on Saturday I had a rather painful encounter involving my razor and my ankle. And that it only stopped bleeding on Tuesday. So I've been hobbling around for a few days.

Argh!! RANT, RANT!!

Sorry, shouldn't take out frustrations on blog.

Well, I get to look forward to getting back behind a lighting desk soon hopefully. That is always a nice thought.

Again, sorry for the depressing rant.

Take Me To The Quarry And I’ll Get A Little Bolder

2010-08-04T11:55:00.002+01:00

I was trying to think of a title for this blog, so I typed in 'funny titles' into Google and scrolled to the bottom of the page to find a link for Funny Song Titles. Some of them were brilliant, and that is where I got todays title. Some others were:

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I don't know whether or not to start a trend on Twitter with these, because some of them are hilarious.

Anyway, we had a good holiday. Apart from dropping a cupboard door on my toe. So I hobbled everywhere for a week.

Exam results come in tomorrow. Doing my best to remain calm over it. I've done all I can.

Well I've got hair to dry and dishes to wash so I'll stop rambling.

Holidays!

2010-07-15T22:01:00.002+01:00

Haven't blogged in a while. Twitter taking up most of my time, and Facebook (not so much).

Well it's the holidays and on Saturday myself, sister and the parental units are off to Wales for 2 weeks. Looking forward to it. We are saying goodbye to the caravan and going for a lodge. So. That's about it.

Exam results out in August. Quite nervous. Trying not to think about it. So blogging about it isn't really helping matters, so I will stop now.

Now that I've finished, I could've probably summed this up in a couple of tweets, so what was the point? Oh well.

Sayonara dudes!!

This Post Is Not Worth A Proper Title

2010-05-13T10:15:00.002+01:00

I've put up the answers for the Music Meme.

In other news, I am in the middle of my exams. I have already had my Music, English, Maths, History and French, and my next one is Graphics. Most have gone alright so far but, especially Maths, I am not so confident on.

Apart from that nothing interesting is happening around here.

This Could Be Fun, Or Just Boring.

2010-02-22T17:45:00.005Z

Music Meme

I saw this game on Matthew's blog and thought I would give it a go. So like I said in the title, this could be fun, or boring.

The Rules
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Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line (or a few ;)) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Italicise the lyrics and post the details when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!Step 5: If you like the game post your own.
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1. I walk down my street at night/ the city lights are cold and violent
Ampersand - Amanda Palmer

2. Pull this blanket off of me/ maybe it will help me see
Pull This Blanket Off - The Raconteurs

3. Fall back/ take a look at me and you'll see I'm for real
Nobody's Fool - Avril Lavigne

4. I gotta a feeling inside of me/ it's kinda strange like a stormy sea
New Rose - Guns 'N Roses

5. All our times have come/ here but now they're gone
Blue Oyster Cult

6. How can it be the last show?/ how can it be?
The Big Sleep - Bats For Lashes

7. Hey, Miss Murder can I
Miss Murder - AFI

8. And so, Annie waits, Annie Waits, Annie waits
Annie Waits - Ben Folds

9. Each time that I hold you, your eyes fill with fear/ you can't lose control now, the price is too dear
The Key - Chris De Burgh

10. Fred sits alone at his desk in the dark/ there's an akward young shadow that waits in the hall Fred Jones Pt 2 - Ben Folds

11. Dennis is a menace with his, 'Anyone for tennis?', and beseeching me to come and keep the score
Patricia The Stripper - Chris De Burgh

12. The mongrel cat came home/ holding half a head
Myxomatosis - Radiohead

13. Don't solve the problem/ when danger is better
Change Your Mind - All American Rejects

14. I don't care if Monday's blue/ Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
Friday I'm In Love - The Cure

15. Presenting modern moonlight just as advertised/ coke and pepsi finally found a compromise
Modern Moonlight - The Dresden Dolls

16. Don't let your eyes tell the brain/ you should feel ashamed
Sin Sin Sin - Robbie Williams

17. You and me are the same/ we don't know or care who's to blame
United States of Eurasia - Muse

18. His wife is tired/ she wants to sleep/ but all that Morgan Davis wants is cream of wheat
The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis - Ben Folds

19. The record goes from blue to gold/ so thank you for all your help
Backstabber - The Dresden Dolls

20. We can never go home/ we no longer have one
No Sound But The Wind - Editors

21. I'm coming down, coming down like a monkey, but it's alright
Tonight Tonight Tonight - Genesis

22. He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb/ she has her curlers set her credit cards are paying the funds
Mutt - Blink-182

23. Here I am Cologne/ I know I said it wrong
Cologne - Ben Folds

24. I had a dream/ Crispy crispy Benjamin Franklin came over
Chemo Limo - Regina Spektor

25. If your days last forever, and gloom describes the weather/ strange sounds are too familiar, no chorus seems to thrill you
The Joose Is Coming - Rootjoose

26. I don't want to hurt you/ for no reason have I but fear
It Could Be Sweet - Portishead

27. Come into my life/ regress into a dream/ we will hide and build a new reality
HooDoo - Muse

28. I'm so tired of being here/ suppressed by all my childish fears
My Immortal - Evanescence

29. On the hard fast train/ no road to gain
Auberge - Chris Rea

30. Spend my days with a woman unkind/ smoked my stuff and drank all my wine
Going To California - Led Zepplin

Well that's it. Good luck!

[Enter Title Here]

2010-01-22T16:50:00.004Z

Hope everyone is having a Happy New Year.

There are many things I am looking forward to this year. The new series of Desperate Housewives and True Blood. New CDs (Ben Folds, Muse who knows?). OK, that's not many things but it's a few to start with.

At school we have started choosing our 5th year subjects. I have decided to take 5 highers. I have been told repeatedly that I am crazy, and I probably am, but anyhoo. Higher English, Maths, History, Physics and Music. No, I'm serious.

The snow has gone! Finally. I think it got to the point when it was just boring. Not being able to drive anywhere. But it has gone, so now no one has an excuse not to come to school, or go to work.

Apart from that life is pretty boring. As always.

Enjoy.

I Love Christmas

2009-12-08T14:23:00.002Z

I really love this time of year. I love the cold, only because I get to wear a nice, big warm coat, and gloves, scarf and hat. Although they're always up too early, I love the Christmas lights. I love going into Edinburgh to the German market (even though I never buy anything). This year sometime I hope to go into Glasgow with some friends (if they can get their act together and ask their parents if it's ok to go), and that should be good.

And then you get to Christmas day. The presents, the food, the Doctor Who Special, the chocolate. So many things I look forward to. I think Christmas will be good this year.

Prelims are almost over. Physics is the last one on Friday. Best till last. Can't you just feel my sarcasm? Oh well.

I don't blog much these days. Twitter seems to sum up all my feelings. Nice and short.

Christmas

2009-12-02T07:50:00.001Z

Advent calendar is open. The Christmas season has begun.

Christmas Is Coming

2009-11-17T16:56:00.002Z

It is officially Christmas time. The Coca Cola advert was on the TV last night. So, we all have to sing "the holidays are coming" song. Damn, that means I have to start Christmas shopping.

Prelims are coming up in December. That'll be fun. Although, we are getting study leave this year. Big sister a little peeved, until she found out she was getting prelim study leave as well. Since all the teachers are getting ill, there won't be enough teachers to cover our classes as well, as the exams going on. They would be frazzled.

Tweetdeck has found its way to our computer. Verdict: we like it.

I have my winter cold. I always find that I get two colds at winter. One just before December then one at Christmas that goes on into the New Year. It isn't fun.

Well I better go. There is talk of curry!

Work Experience

2009-10-09T17:00:00.003+01:00

Today was my last day of work experience at Borders Biscuits, and let me tell you I'm glad.

The description on the school database for the job was, learn how to make biscuits. I learned how to put biscuits into different shaped boxes. I did this all week. It was very boring. And, because I've been packing cardboard boxes, I have lots of little cuts on my hands. You know the ones I mean. You don't find them until your hands start stinging in the shower.

I talked to a lot of people when working. There were three general conversations we had.

Asking me if I was there on work experience. What hours I worked and if I got paid.
If I was enjoying myself.
How much they hated it there, and that I was to stick in at school so I didn't end up there.

Fun. I spent most of the time being quiet (I know how unusual for me) and listening to other people.

Well tomorrow, we'll be at the theatre again. Exciting stuff.

The film version of New Moon will be out soon, which I am excited about. Just found out the soundtrack.

DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE — MEET ME ON THE EQUINOX
BAND OF SKULLS — FRIENDS
THOM YORKE — HEARING DAMAGE
LYKKE LI — POSSIBILITY
THE KILLERS — A WHITE DEMON LOVE SONG
ANYA MARINA — SATELLITE HEART
MUSE — I BELONG TO YOU (NEW MOON REMIX)
BON IVER & ST. VINCENT — ROSYLN
BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB — DONE ALL WRONG
HURRICANE BELLS — MONSTERS
SEA WOLF — THE VIOLET HOUR
OK GO — SHOOTING THE MOON
GRIZZLY BEAR — SLOW LIFE
EDITORS — NO SOUND BUT THE WIND
ALEXANDRE DESPLAT — NEW MOON (THE MEADOW)

Looks good. Seen all three trailers, which I like. But, looks like I'll have to wait until November 20th.

Asta la pasta.

The Resistance.

2009-09-16T20:12:00.002+01:00

On Monday, I recieved a lovely CD in the post. This CD was the new Muse album, The Resistance. Although I think I slighly scared Jenny as I came from the front door holding a CD shaped package jumping up and down. So, as you do, I decided to listen to the first track, 5 minutes before I was about to leave for school. It was worth it though.

My only criticism is the song 'Undisclosed Desires' doesn't sound like your normal Muse song. Which is not generally a bad thing, but if it didn't have Matt Belamy's vocals, it would sound just like any other RnB song. A little disappointing but the only thing that annoyed me.

I also got the DVD with my CD (ah, the joys of pre-ordering) for about £12. I was chuffed, but anyway I watched this DVD the other night. I liked seeing how they broke different parts of the song down, and then mixed it all together (I know that is what most artists do, but it was nice to see). I particurly liked Dom's (drummer) kit and the assorted selection of Matt's (guitarist, pianist and lead vocals) guitars. It was very colourful. I also liked how in different clips you could see Chris (bass) with hair, with hair and a beard or no hair at all.

For me, there was alot more piano than usual, but it was necessary. I think it is because this is the first Muse CD that I have got that has just been released. I bought all the previous albums years after they came out. If that makes sense. It was nice change though.

I have listened to it a few times (including a rather embarrassing outburst of 'Uprising' at juniors earlier tonight), and have decided to give it a two thumbs up.

I am going to go now. I now have some American Dad to watch.

AFP

2009-08-30T10:33:00.003+01:00

Last Saturday, I went with friends to see Amanda Palmer in concert. This was my first proper gig as it was Jenny's. So we were doing the basic singing along and bobbing up and down. I also got a t-shirt.

As we were queing outside we got another samll performance. This was when AFP climbed onto a bin and started playing her uke. She played the same song as in the Forbidden Planet, so I got the same video only, she is wearing a different costume and there are a few buses passing by and a lot of heads.

During the concert AFP started reading from the book I got signed a week earlier. Then her boyfriend Neil Gaiman came out and read from the book as well. It was good. Music from one of my favourite artists, and a reading from one of my favourite authors. Good times.

I wish we had stayed a bit longer after the concert because we could have seen her play a sort of piano/bicycle thing that was outside, but oh well.

The car journeys to and from were also a giggle.

All in all a good night. I forgot to mention the pizza, oh well.

In other news, we got into our new school. It is like being in a prison. We get locked in. So I tried to find a funny side to this. I realised that all smoking teachers won't be able to go out for a smoke during a free period without getting locked out and having to buzz back in. Well I found it funny.

That's it really. The homework won't do itself.

Best Day Ever (so far)

2009-08-17T12:09:00.004+01:00

Yesterday Mum, Jennifer, David and I went to Amanda Palmer's book signing. As you might of gathered from the title of this blog, I enjoyed it.

We got to Edinburgh's Forbidden Planet at about half 2, so I went and bought the book she would later sign. Then we went to join the line already forming outside. We waited for about 45 minutes. I wasn't nervous, I don't think it actually occured to me that I was about to meet one of my favourite singers. It wasn't until we saw her cross the road and go into the shop that I started to get nervous.

A large group at the front of the line (our little group included) got to go in first, and we got to see her perform on her ukelele. It was good.

Unfortunately, after she was done, we were told to go back outside and join the back of the line. Not quite as annoying as you might think. This is because after we got our things signed we got a picture taken with her! And a bit of cookie! This was very exciting.

On Saturday, we are going to see her in concert. This will be good. Can't wait.

That's all from me for now.

No Pain, No Gain

2009-08-13T09:35:00.003+01:00

Since Monday I have been looking after a small, fluffy dog that goes by the name of Kes. Sadly yesterday, we had to make a visit to the vet.

This is because she ripped a nail from her paw, and it was causing her a lot of pain. We don't know exactly how she did it but I think she caught it on something when we were playing fetch. It adds up, excited dog + only concentrating on ball = not paying attention to paws and therefore catching nail on something or other.

So after finding out which vet she goes to she limped her way there. Then probably like all dogs tried to find every possible way to get off the table and away from the bad man who causes pain. When she was safely on the floor she was fine and happily bounding (with a little limp) all the way home, stopping occasionally to lick her paw.

There was an upside for her though. For being such a brave little doggy at the vet we went and got her a bone, fluffy toy and a new ball. It was like doggy christmas.

So it started out as a crappy day and ended with toys. For the dog, not me.

Thinking about changing my profile photo. I'm getting bored with this one.

Anyhoo, mum got on the supply register at Borders! Exciting stuff! Will report more, when something else happens.

Fringe On The Fringe

2009-08-11T09:13:00.003+01:00

For once I am going to see something in the Edinburgh festival. Amanda Palmer.

I shall be attending 2 events over the next few weeks. A book signing and a concert. So that should be fun. I still have to buy her CD though. I got my sister to order a copy off Amazon, but it won't get here before the concert. So I will get one when I am in Edinburgh on Friday, when we will be going to see Sweeney Todd.

Then it will be back to school. The new school should be finished. We did our school shopping yesterday, so that's sorted.

Nothing else has been happening. I'm looking after Kes until Thursday.

That's about it.

No Title

2009-07-22T23:02:00.003+01:00

As you might have noticed I haven't written for a while.

There are a few reasons for this.

Firstly, I have been away on holiday, up to Dornoch. It was alright. Very quiet though and not much to do. So for the first few days I watched the entire Green Wing collection for the second time, and then the entire Black Books collection. Then at the end of the second wek I convinced mum and sister to watch Green Wing. So we watched the first few episodes, came home and watched the rest of it. From this I have concluded, we like Green Wing. I have also watched the entire Life on Mars series and really enjoyed them. That is about it really.
I haven't been able to get on the computer because everyone else has been on catching up on things they have missed. It's been madness.
I really couldn't be bothered.

Considering it is past 11pm I think I'd better get to bed before I fall asleep on the keyboard.

Ciao!

MTV Movie Awards 2009

2009-06-02T16:03:00.003+01:00

Last night I watched the MTV Movie Awards for the first time and I must say that I enjoyed it. And Twilight won five awards!

Best Fight
Best Breakthrough Male - Robert Pattinson
Best Female Perfomance - Kristen Stewart
Best Kiss
Best Film

Also the New Moon official trailer was shown. Here are some of my favourite bits.

Best Kiss (really bad quality!)

Best Female Performance (also bad quality)

New Moon Trailer (WARNING: SPOILER)

Sorry all you you Twilight haters but I really can't wait for New Moon now. If you haven't read the book, I may have just given away the main story. Oh well.

So this is all I have been doing lately. All good fun.

Ciao.

Can't Be Bothered To Think Of Name For This

2009-05-31T11:48:00.002+01:00

Well, my third year of high school is over. Now I get all the fun of exams. Great.

Went to my uncle's 90th birthday party last night. It was fun and we made a waitress cry. Well it was more my mum that made her cry. You see, we were ordering dessert and mum made the mistake of asking for two types of ice cream 'in the same bowl'. The waitress found this extremely hilarious and set off the entire table into a laughing fit. So it was all good fun.

Better go before mum gets back and finds me still on the computer.

There Is Nothing To Write About

2009-05-13T17:39:00.002+01:00

It has been a month since I was able to write about anything interesting. It has been quite boring. I always want to try and blog about something interesing or unusual, but things these days are generally boring and normal. Oh well.

I have been watching The Apprentice, which has been good. Last week I remember one of the girls saying something, me getting out of my room to go into the living room and declare to my mother and sister, "She's a cow!" So it has ben fun.

Nothing else.

Twilight

2009-04-13T09:59:00.003+01:00

Recently my mother and sister bought the Twilight film, after my mum read all the Twilight series. They watched it and seemed to enjoy it. So I decided to give it a go, not too convinced that I would like it. I was surprised. It is not half bad. Now the book has been thrusted into my hands and I have started reading it. After reading 2 pages my sister handed me the second book which she had just finished, and I swear she spent most of last night digging her way into the third book. Twilight madness. I mean, it was good, but not that good.

Birds and Bees?

2009-04-02T08:05:00.001+01:00

What will they think of next?

It's Saturday! (finally!!!)

2009-03-28T11:06:00.003Z

Well that has been a tiring week. I've had my exams, which were all right. Some harder than others, but I expected that.

Today (and possibly tommorrow) I am looking after a friend's dog, Kes or Ces, I'm not sure how you spell it. Who at this moment is trying to lick my fingers (I've just had a packet of Roast Chicken crisps, need I say more?).

Anyhoo, I have great news! So for the next fews months I will be saving those pennys!

Got to go, beter see to this dog.

Well, That's That

2009-03-24T17:15:00.002Z

Tommorrow, Monty (the dog I walk after school) is off to Germany. So today is the last day that I was able to walk him. So sad. I will miss him.

S3 exams are on at the moment. Been doing alright, but I'm only 2 days in. No exams tommorrow, so that's an up side. I have 4 days with no exams! Woo hoo!

Better go. No time to blog until exams are over.

A Good Weekend That Will Be Followed By A Crappy Week

2009-03-20T20:45:00.002Z

I am quite looking forward to this weekend. Tomorrow I will be getting my new computer, the only downside is that it doesn't have internet. Sunday I will be going into Carluke. Then the dreaded week of exams will start. It's not that I'm worried, it's just that I can't be bothered doing them. On the bright side, at the end of the exams we go straight on holiday! Then it will be Who, zoo then my birthday! Such fun.

Now I am going to go and clear my desk for the computer. Night night.

You have a lot of hair for a monk.

2009-03-15T18:56:00.002Z

The King and I is over, YAH! Now I have S3 exams to look forward to, BOO!

Got back from the theatre about an hour ago. The theatre pixies have done it again. I think we should get T-shirts, but that might make it a bit obvious. We had to go back to the school and get our mid-black back, so I was getting a few odd looks from some classmates, and the occasional, "What are you doing here", my reply was, "Never you mind", as you can tell I'm a lovely person. Then there was the hanging of the curtains and other stuff, then we came home. Homework, and now here I am.

Now what? Juniors party on Wednesday. That is about it.

I will try and find something more interesting to talk about later in the week, but for now the same old boring crap will do.

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.

2009-03-05T17:13:00.002Z

Hello.

Not been up to much.

I have not been very happy and would like to moan at all you lovely people. Mainly about The King and I. I think I have mentioned that the workshop are doing it, it's not like I just have a hatred for the show, but it's getting there.
It is taking place in my high school, so as you can imagne I wasn't to happy being told that I will have to spend this weekend at school. Granted I won't be doing school work, it just sucks.
I don't have a script, but have been told I will get one marked with my lighting ques, but yesterday was told it won't be marked up so I have to do it myself while doing the lights. Don't worry, I'm female, I can multitask. (not saying some men can't multitask, it's just you don't really expect it.)
I'm not going to the after show party unless someone can convince me it will be fun. Ok, I think my rant is nearly over, just one more thing. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok that's me.

I think I will break something if I carry on so I will stop now.
Alright and breath.
Bye.

Right Then Drum Lovers!

2009-03-02T20:04:00.002Z

This will show how bored I am on a Monday night. I am tempted to go and watch The Dark Knight without my sister, but I think she will slaughter me if I do. So instead I am going to have a drummer quiz. The aim of the game is to name the drummer. The winner gets a prize! So here we go.

1.

2.

3.

OK I can't be bothered to find anymore. This also wasn't really a quiz, just an excuse for putting a few drum videos on. Yeah sorry, have go though and see how you do. You can use any resources you like, including parents. Number 2 is quite difficult because you can't really see his face, oh well. Have fun!

Good luck!

Hello.

2009-02-27T17:19:00.003Z

Sorry I have not written in a while. Too busy I am.

Schools been alright. I am being constantly reminded that my S3 exams are in 3 weeks, and how much work we have to get done before then because we haven't done it yet. I think the teachers are more worried about this than the pupils. It is a weird feeling. I think that I will do well on most of my subjects, just a few that I need to work that little bit harder.

The King and I is coming along. I would say nicely, but I don't lie. As you may already know it is taking place at the high school, which should be interesting. I am once again doing the lights, I haven't seen the lighting board in the school yet, so that also will be interesting. There have been lots of rehearsals, Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and I think that's it. I have been attending the Tue, Wed, Sun rehearsals, not actually doing anything, but mum likes me to come along for some reason. Oh well.

Well I better go. I will try and write a little something tommorrow.
Bye

Long Time No See.

2009-02-19T17:18:00.002Z

Been away for a while because, I couldn't be bothered to blog. I know, it's a crime.

We have just had a 3 day holiday, which has been eventful (is that even a word?).

Before the holiday, we had friends up on Saturday and Sunday.

Monday. I woke up at 6 o'clock because over the weekend I was looking after a friends cat and had to go and see to her. Sister and I got picked up at roughly twenty to eight by friend David and his mum. Went into Lanark to catch train to Glasgow. Had a fun morning scampering round shops before meeting up with mum, and grabbing lunch at the Filling Station. More shopping then home. All in all a great day. Sore feet though.

Tuesday. Went into Edinburgh with mum, sister and David again. More shopping. Managed to get Guitar Hero for the Wii. Got it home, found out the fret board on the guitar doesn't work. Mother is in the process of returning it. Anyhoo, had lunch at the Filling Station again, still good though. More shopping. Then went to play in Ikea. Lets just say that I won't be needing pencils for a while, neither will Jenny or David. Another fun day. Feet even more sore. Could hardly stand up in fact.

Wednesday. Still disappointed about Guitar Hero. Found out that you don't actually need the guitar, so I played it using only the Wii remote for a few hours. Not as fun, but still good. Went to fold curtains before going to theatre workshop. Came home, stuck on a DVD, fell asleep.

Back to school today. Tell me, what is the point of going back to school for 2 days? Stupidity is you ask me. Just realised that last sentence probably made no sense. Oh well.

Need to go and see to dinner now.

Asta la vista amigos!

What fun!

2009-02-10T16:47:00.002Z

Hey chaps.

Well I enjoyed last night. My mum offered to pay me to do some ironing, so I said I would. I also got to listen to some of my mums vinyl. She has some Pink Floyd, Alice Cooper, Ace, Alan Parsons Project and so many more. I listened to Alice Cooper: Billion Dollar Baby and Pink Floyd: The Dark Side Of The Moon. All very good. I am not afraid to say that I have the same music taste as my mum. Must have inherited it. So I have decided to treat my mum (and myself) to some CD versions, as she never listens to her records anymore. (For those who don't know a record is one of those black frisbee things your parents probably have. Before the time of CD.)

What else have I been doing? I now have a Google mail account. More emails! I hardly get any at the moment. oh well.

Going to go and do, something.

In Desperate Need of HMV

2009-02-07T11:58:00.003Z

I feel I am listening to Last FM a little too much. I keep listening to different artists I never knew exsisted, and now is thinking of buying CDs. I know what to do, Itunes. On the subject on Itunes, can someone tell me what a Podcast is, I'm intrigued.

Not doing anything apart from... listening to Last FM. Deary me.

Friends are coming up and down to us next Saturday and Sunday, but we are off on the Monday. Febuary break you see.

Well I better go and do something or other.
Bye.

Snow Fun!

2009-02-05T17:36:00.003Z

Jenny and I went to the park after school and had some fun.

Me taking picture while swinging

Jen on tyre swingMonkey bars!Jen in some sort of cup thing

Fun! Also probably a bit sad, oh well. Still fun, and cold. Very cold.

I Got One!

2009-02-04T16:04:00.001Z

Finally chose a new picture. All I needed was my phone and a music stand. A whole 5 minutes of fun.

Got homework to do, dinner to make that sort of thing, you know.

Bye

I Need A New Photo!

2009-02-03T16:15:00.002Z

I am bored with my current blog/Twitter picture and need to change it. Suggestions are welcome.

Nothing else is happening. No snow, which I expected unlike so many at school. Oh well.

I have almost finally finished my room. I have cleared out all the junk and made more room for the drums and have made room for my new computer, which I haven't got yet. I will hopefully (fingers crossed) get internet in there so I'm not getting kicked of the computer whenever mum just HAS to check her emails.

Thinking of putting Twitter on my blog instead of just a link. Haven't made up my mind yet.

Ta ta for now.

Got snow?

2009-02-02T16:24:00.005Z

It is white outside incase you haven't noticed. I was going to put a few pictures on, and I still am going to do so. This is what it is like in Biggar when it snows.

And now to settle down with a lovely hot chocolate in a lovely mug!

Bye!

Another Day Gone

2009-01-30T16:35:00.002Z

Off school again today. Going back on Monday. Fun.

Spent the day doing laundry and watching Scrubs and, Will and Grace. It was good. Still didn't stray too far from the bathroom but I'm feeling much better now. Now I want to eat things and not just eating because I have to. Also as you may well know daytime TV sucks and today I realised just how bad it is. Hundreds of channels and nothing I want to watch. Thank God for DVD boxsets!

Going to Livingston on Sunday I think and I need to go to Matalan as for the first time I found clothes in their catalogue that I actually like. Few sweatshirts, shirts and jeans. I also get to go to HMV (famous last words). Should be a good day.

In the next few weeks we have to clear the house as we have friends coming to stay. Going to be busy.

Ta Ta

Ever Had That Sick Feeling?

2009-01-29T09:56:00.003Z

I'm not feeling well and am of school today. I sort of have a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach and I keep getting ready to make a quick dash to the toilet if necessary. So today I am going to clear a bit more of my room, listen to my Hotel Lights CDs which I've had for weeks but never get round to listening to them, maybe watch DVDs and laundry as I have nothing to wear.

Discovering Blink-182 and Amanda Palmer on Last FM. Reasons, there is a Blink-182 song on Guitar Hero so I decided to listen to some more. Amanda Palmer because I heard one of her songs on a friends blog and I quite liked it. Why on earth am I explaining why I am listening to music?

Guess I better go and get showered and dressed and all that.
Bye Bye.

Recent TV Adverts

2009-01-27T15:55:00.002Z

Recently on the telly there have been some really terrible adverts. So what better way to acknowledge them other than showing them here.

PG Tips

Ihave to admit that one made me giggle!

Cadbury's

This one just scares me!

The Natural Confetionary Company

or

All very, very sad. It just shows you how bad TV is getting. I now would rather go out and by the boxset of something now unless it is a one off or I have no money.

So there you go. The TV adverts of 2009 so far. PLEASE tell me it will get better!!!!!

Making Music.

2009-01-26T16:42:00.003Z

I am a very musical person. I play guitar, drums, saxophone and piano. So when I found Music Mate 2 on my phone I was quite happy. It is an application that allows you to hear chords on a guitar, notes/chords on a piano, a beatbox and a metronome, all good fun. So I spent most of yesterday exploring my new toy, running down my phones battery and generally doing nothing else.

I need to go into Livingston or Edinburgh (preferably Edinburgh). There are a few CDs that I would like, some Tshirts, DVDs and some posters. Posters because I have been clearing my room, taking down old posters and now wanting new ones. As you can tell my wants are very complex.

What else has been going on. I have a job. Still cleaning the theatre!!!!! I was told that the old cleaner was coming back in January but now have been told that the board are happy to pay me to do it. So I have money coming in for a while at least. If you could see my face you would see a big smile on it!

Have just been told my mum is getting a dark blue Fiat Panda. Nice car.

I like it.

Going to start throwing things in a pot now. Goodbye.

End Of The Week

2009-01-23T16:25:00.002Z

Finally the week has ended. I don't know how but I have hurt my wrist quite badly and now am wearing a Tubigrip (for those who don't know, it is a support bandage). All that it means is that I play the drums lightly for a while.

My mum's car died and has been buried and now she is getting a new(ish) car. Don't know when, don't know how but she is. Might be going car shopping with my uncle tommorrow don't know though.

In other news, going out tonight, that's it.

Asta la vista bloggers.

What A Interesting Few Days

2009-01-21T17:05:00.002Z

This week wasn't like others.

Monday: Period 1 & 2 Computing, Period 3 English, 25 minutes into Period 4 got sent home because of snow! Result!

Tuesday: Same old boring self.

Wednesday: Fire drill just after lunch because a light started smoking (yes I just said a light was smoking). Tried to find registration teacher, lots of talk about her height by pupils and another teacher.

I wonder what will happen tommorrow, perhaps learning, strange thing for a school.

Baby Think It Over

2009-01-08T17:27:00.002Z

PSE was interesting. What sounds more fun than having a plastic baby simulator that cries and bawls? That you have change, burp, feed and rock. And if you don't support its head it cries a little more. And if you let go of it's head more than three times it has Shaking Baby syndrome. And people are wondering why I didn't want to take one home, overnight, where it screams louder, what was I thinking of? It is supposed to help you be a good parent, and stop baby abuse. I really couldn't care less about it, I'm 14 and not about to go out and get a plastic doll. Or pregnant for that matter.

Anyhoo, nothing else going on. I think I might tryand gointo Lanark on Saturday. I need new school shoes seen as the ones I have are slowly falling apart, well I say slowly, I mean I will be lucky if I get one more day out of them.

Smell you later.

2009 Already!

2009-01-03T14:32:00.002Z

Well, didn't 2008 go quickly?

What can I say I have done in the last year? Bought too many CDs and DVDs, so therefore have no money left. Yup that sums it up. I have to say that I have expanded my musical taste. Muse, Hotel Lights, Postal Service, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, more Ben Folds (new CD. Need I say more?), Peter Gabriel, Katy Perry, and quite a lot more that I can't think off the top of my head. I find myself buying a new CD every week, hence why I have no money. New Years resolution (which I never stick to), get a job. What's more there are so many more CDs I want to get. Oh well.
What would I say the best CD I've bought this year is? Probably Haarp by Muse.

Well I've got laundry to do and Desperate Housewives to watch. It won't do itself!

Woo Hoo

2008-12-31T11:41:00.002Z

Well what a Christmas it has been. I got everything I wanted and more. A small list of what I got:

my new phone
the rest of the James Bond DVDs
a drumkit (and drum sticks separatly)
a Nintendo Wii (which is actually supposed to be my mums. She says she will not use it. Famous last words)
two large white Toblerones
£125 (which has slowly turned into £40)
Jekyll on box set
Desperate Housewives series one (since then we have bought series 2 and 3)
and lots more

All in all a good Christmas. Took me some time to realise I had built my drumkit the wrong way round, but I soon learnt.

2009 tonight, enjoy it!

Merry Christmas...In 2 Days.

2008-12-23T17:12:00.003Z

Hope everyone has a good Christmas. I will have a long and detailed list of what I get after Christmas day as I know for a fact that I will not blog before that.

Still not feeling well. Blocked nose, sore throat and a cough, lovely ain't it! Although I'm looking forward to Christmas, I'm not looking forward to being ill at Christmas, it just takes the fun out of it.

Well I better go. Things to do.

Freedom!

2008-12-19T15:27:00.002Z

No more school and Christmas next week. All good apart from the fact that I feel like death warmed up. Typical, you want to be ill so you can get off school, but you get ill the minute school is finished. Euugh!

That is about it. Mum's birthday tommorrow. Bye then.

9 Days Till Christmas!

2008-12-16T18:51:00.002Z

What a lot to do. Wrapping, cleaning, putting up decorations and lots of other things. Well, tonight I am going to do most of these things.

Tommorrow night I have the Juniors party which should be fun. That's about it for this week. School's breaking up on Friday, then mum's birthday on the Saturday, then Christmas! Lots to do by then.

Going to go and make my dinner now, seen as no one else seems to be rushing off to do it.

Tatty Bye Bye.

My Shoe Is Letting In

2008-12-14T09:04:00.002Z

Yesterday I went into Edinburgh, it was a bit wet. Went did shopping, got lunch, had to get home so I could go and clean the theatre and then I realised my shoe is letting in. What a nice little story!

Anyway, while in Edinburgh I got the new Stereophonics CD and a Postal Service CD, Christmas cards, and the Doctor Who magazine. All in all, a pretty good day.

Off to Livingston today to meet up with some friends. I am also in desperate need of some new jeans so that is my task. Also to find a shop that sells real All Star converses because the ones I get aren't, and they last for about a month then fall apart. Also to go and find a zipper that fits me, the one I have is miles too big. So really, I have a few tasks.

Well better go and get breakfast, I am hungry after all.

There's Something Funny...

2008-12-11T17:14:00.004Z

A few people I know have the same sort of theme as my last post. Drumming. Strange.

Nothing happened today. Good graphics day. I'm getting to draw what I want, so I'm drawing my soon to be new phone. All good fun.

Had my English solo talk yesterday. It went well considering the comments I got. Started a bit shaky but by the end was, less shaky. I got a Grade 1, so that's good.

Got the Christmas Revue on the rest of the week. Oh the joy!
Going to Edinburgh on Saturday for some last minute shopping. I love Edinburgh, but strangely want to go into Glasgow. I have never went shopping in Glasgow. Oh well, there's always 2009 to do that sort of thing.

Going to go now, I smell food!!!!

Drummin'

2008-12-08T17:56:00.003Z

I have been looking on YouTube for drumming videos (for some strange reason) and here they are.

And now for something different. Ben Folds singing Postal Service's Such Great Heights.

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I'm going now.

There S'no Snow

2008-12-04T18:55:00.002Z

What a disappointment. No snow. I want to wake up to a lovely white town, but no. This only proves that you can't trust the weather report.

I'm watching a film called Magicians. Loads of swearing but quite funny. Well I would like to comment on the new CDs I'm getting, which should have come yesterday, but as you might have guessed I can't. I'm getting 2 Hotel Lights CDs off Amazon, because I can't find them in any shops. When will they come?! Watch this space, they will come tommorrow or my mum will come in and hand them to me.

Well got to go and do maths homework, yey! What fun.

Fa La La La La, La La La La

2008-12-01T18:35:00.002Z

1st of December and 24 days till Christmas. I don't know what I enjoyed about today more, the fact that when I woke up there was a lovely layer of snow on the ground, or the fact I got to start my lovely Mars bar advent calendar.

Went to Edinburgh yesterday. Didn't get to go anywhere that I wanted to go. Well that's a lie, I got to go into FOPP, for 10 minutes, I need minimum 20 minutes tops. So I couldn't get a good look around. In that 10 mins I found the little card that says "Postal Service" only to find all CDs were sold out. Not happy.

Anyway today was quite (can you guess!) boring.

I am wanting to get to Livingston to HMV as Christmas is coming but I only asked for Muse CDs and I want about another completely different 4 so I want to try and get them.

I'm going to go now as I have to go and get my dinner. Yum!

Got A Lot To Do Today

2008-11-29T12:21:00.002Z

Got quite a busy day ahead of me. Homework mostly and other bits and bobs around the house. Going onto Last FM to find some music by The Postal Service, not listened to much but listened to some on a friends blog.

Going into Edinburgh tommorrow to do some shopping, which to me means HMV, GAME, Waterstones, CEX and FOPP. Maybe Rae MacIntosh as well, I want to look for a music book. Oh well.

I am going to go now. Lots to do!

My Arm Hurts

2008-11-27T16:11:00.002Z

Today I had an injection and now my arm hurts. So now whenever I move I get a sharp pain running my left arm. Ouch.

I have been watching a film recently which I probably have mentioned before and this is a part from it. I just love the music, and obviously in this clip Freddie Highmore isn't actually playing.

This is another bit that I like, so enjoy!

What a Choice. Family Guy Or Scrubs?

2008-11-24T20:10:00.002Z

I have a problem. I can't decide whether to watch Family Guy or Scrubs. Both funny and both about 25 minutes long. All this choice, it's driving me mad!

Nothing else going on. It seems (looking at the calendar) that everyone else has a busy week, but I don't. Not much homework (NOT COMPLAINING), I'll have to make up for it by watching TV.

Going to go now.

Long Time No See

2008-11-23T16:58:00.002Z

It has been a while since I wrote anything, well I say a while, I mean a few days. It seems like forever though.
I'm watching a film at the moment called August Rush with Freddie Highmore in it. It's not that bad, a bit la-tee-da but good. About a wee boy that can play a guitar that is also searching for his parents.

You would not believe how cold it is in this house. Upstairs is not that bad but downstairs is absolutly baltic. It doesn't help that it is freezing outside as well. Oh well.
Going to get warm now.

I'm So Bored, Get Me Out Of Here!!

2008-11-18T17:13:00.002Z

As you might have guessed (you might not have) I like I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! No matter what anyone else says it is so funny watching celebrities making absolute fools of themselves. Plus Mr Sulu from Star Trek is on it, his voice is so weird, I love it! Any Trekkies out there?

Well I've got to go and find out about laser eye surgery for physics.

So, live long and prosper. I think that's how it goes anyway.

Shop Till I Drop!

2008-11-16T11:47:00.002Z

Yesterday I went into Edinburgh with my mum to start my Christmas shopping, and finish it. We left on the 8.50am bus got there about 10ish.
We went into St James Centre where I got my new phone and Jen's new phone which we don't get until but at least we know we are getting them. Then we hit Princes Street in search of food. Ended up in Pizza Hut, waited about 45 mins to get our food and then it was back to shopping. We went to CEX and Fopp on Rose Street then we went to Rae MacIntosh at the other end of Princes Street. Got some books for dad then met up with my mum's friend, went for a drink, went to HMV then got the bus home.
I found my Nintendogs!!!!!!! Which I was happy about. They were under my computer, the one place didn't look. So I'm pretty happy.
Not doing much else so I'm going to go now.

Children in Need 2008

2008-11-14T17:28:00.002Z

I hate Children in Need. To me it is a chance to go to school in my normal clothes and get rid of some coppers. In Physics the whole class raised £17.80 and then more people came round asking for more money. It is supposed to be charity and optional to pay anything but they keep coming at you like... sorry trying to think of a good phrase to use... a pack of hungry wolves (man that sucked).

Going to Edinburgh tommorrow. That's it.

Well What a Boring Day!

2008-11-13T15:58:00.002Z

I hate Thursdays. Most of all because I have cross country third period. Today was the longest run yet, and I think have done something to my knee, because there is a rather uncomfortable tingling sensation.

Had Physics this morning, had a spot test (a test on the spot, surprisingly) and I got 12 out of 13. Not bad, eh? Then three boring periods. English fifth, an entire period of Mr Shirreffs going te-tum-te-tum-te-tum-te-tum. Quite entertaining really. We have been talking about blank verse and iambic things in Macbeth. Went in one ear and out the other but still fun watching a grown man leaping around the room.

Oh look (well obviously you can't) Jennifer is setting marshmallows a light. Looks nasty but smells good!

Children in Need tomorrow, so everyone gets to dress up at school. I'm going dressed as me! Anyway it should be some fun, because you can't have fun at school unless you are dressed like an idiot and unless you "donate" a stupid amount of money.

Going to go now.

I Have Nothing to Say!

2008-11-12T16:52:00.002Z

I have nothing to say as you might have guessed. Two things to look forward to tonight, 9pm - Heroes, 10pm - Desperate Housewives.

Going to to do homework.

Is Anything Interesting Happening Where You Are?

2008-11-11T16:46:00.002Z

It is really boring not having a social life. I get the occasional phone call or text from my friends and I'm on Twitter talking to people, but that is about it. I go to samba band and the crowd there are great (and slightly mad!) and I'm starting to help out at the Jnr theatre workshop just to get me out the house. I guess my problem is I don't like walking up and down the street at a ridiculous hour, talking about absolute crap with other neds. I think I've cracked it.
The other day in music, we were on the computers, and one of the girls in my class turned round to me and asked, "Do you like go out and get drunk and stuff?" I was going to something quite rude to her but decided not to, because I'm not rude unless I'm talking to my sister. I mean what a thing to ask, in a year or two maybe but not now.

Nothing interesting happened today (shocker!) so I'm going to log off now and do homework, oh the joy!

Family Guy!

2008-11-10T17:05:00.002Z

I've got my new Family Guy series and of course I am watching it right now. It is fantastic. All good fun!

Nothing really happened today, thinking of setting up Twitter on my mobile phone but I'm still thinking about it. I was also thinking about setting up profiles on Bebo and MySpace but I'm not sure. If anyone wants to tell more about any of these or if you want to suggest I start profiles can you leave a comment or something. Thanks.

Going to Edinburgh on Saturday to do some shopping. So got that to look forward to. Nothing else going on.

Christmas is coming, in a month, come on!

2008-11-09T09:10:00.002Z

It is November and shops are already putting up decorations. It's stupid. It's alright at the end of November, beginning of December, in my opinion.

Anyway I've got to write a French essay this morning and then I'm off to Livingston to start my Christmas shopping, oh the joy, spending money I don't have, fun!!

Got to go now.

What's Happening?

2008-11-07T18:02:00.002Z

Well, over the last week or so I have created profiles on Last FM and Twitter (you can see them at the side). So it should be fun. I mean, what else have I got to do with my time, eh? Oh well.

Nothing really happening. Getting my new series of Family Guy on Monday (hopefully, sometimes Amazon can be late) so I can't wait. Have got nothing else to look forward to until Christmas. Oh well.

On Thursday, I went to Rock Night, which was alright. I ended up with sore legs and a sore neck, otherwise it was OK.

Well I really don't know what else to say, pretty boring week, nothing else planned.

See ya

What a Boring Day!

2008-11-04T17:46:00.002Z

As you might of guessed I've not had a good day. Every period has just been crap, nothing interesting. Well at least I can beat out all my bad mood into a drum this evening as I have samba band. Should be fun! Actually this is the samba band playing on Biggar Gala Day, see if you can spot me, bet you won't we were all wearing wigs. Hint: Look for the short person!

Oh well, fun's over.

See ya

Hanging About

2008-11-03T09:55:00.001Z

Hey chaps.

Nothing happening, off school today, going to tidy room, that's it.

See ya

Blackout

2008-11-02T10:49:00.002Z

Who else had a massive power cut last night? We spent 15 minutes running around trying to light candles waiting for mum and dad to come home. So we couldn't watch TV, go on the computer, or cook so we decided to go out. To see the Quantum of Solace. It is great and action packed! Not going to say anything about it as many will want to go and see it for themselves. Not what I would call a classic Bond film, but still great!

Not doing much, watching Scrubs, going to sign up to Last FM, going to do homework, that's about it really.

See ya

Doing Nothin'

2008-11-01T10:32:00.004Z

I am sitting in front of my computer thinking of what to type knowing I should really be doing something else.

Well it's finally November and now I'm starting to think about Christmas, like what I'm buying for who, that sort of thing. I know part of what I'm getting for my sister and I would brag about it but she will probably be reading this (hee hee hee!), just annoying her as she seems determined for me to guess my own present, and is annoyed that I can't be bothered. So I am going to start hinting to her what her gift is and even if she does guess correctly I'll lie! Oh what fun!

Hopefully we will be going to see the Quantum of Solace, I'm not expecting it to be absolutly fantastic but I still want to see it just to say I have.

So enjoy this video from Comic Relief last year with Daniel Craig and Catherine Tate.

Nothing more to say, so I will say no more!

See ya

It's finally here

2008-10-31T18:19:00.003Z

The Quantum of Solace is finally here! Although I'm hopefully seeing it tomorrow. Turns out I'm not tagging along to Glasgow, I'm staying home while my mum goes into Glasgow. Oh well.

Now I'm looking forward to Family Guy series 7 coming out. I already have mine pre-ordered so I can't wait, most of all to brag about how good it is to a friend of mine who will be coming back from London when I will be watching mine, though it would help to have his email address.

Anyway, two days ago while I was on the internet, I found a website which will be useful to anyone who hates their blog template. It's a website full of different blog templates, still haven't founf one for myself but I'm still looking! Check it out for yourself, http://btemplates.com/.

What else has been happening? Jonathon Ross and Russel Brand being complete pillocks, few days till there is a new US president, credit crunch? All bore me so much, apart from now I don't have anything to watch on a Friday night anymore. I mean how could Jonathon be so stupid, I mean come on. I have and always will hate Russel Brand and I now have another reason.

Idiots!

See ya

Rockin' the Suburbs!

2008-10-30T16:08:00.002Z

Sorry just watched Over the Hedge and listening to the clean version on Rockin' the Suburbs by Ben Folds. Man that's a good song.

Anyway it seems that my mum has to go into Glasgow on Saturday so I will be tagging along and then begging dad to take us all to see the Quantum of Solace! Would try to see it tomorrow but it will be completely booked and mum wouldn't take me, even though I am willing to pay for my own ticket, when she pays me for doing the dishes! It's payday today apparently so I was told.

Nothing else to say so I will go away now.

See ya

Halloween is Coming

2008-10-29T16:54:00.002Z

Hey. Who is actually excited about Halloween? There are two things I'm looking forward to, tonight I'm going to the Juinor Theatre workshop Halloween party and The Quantum of Solace comes out. Although I really want to see the film I do have a bit of a rant about it.

1. It has no gadgets
2. Q isn't in it
3. No Martini shakin' not stirred
4. No Bond James Bond
5. No Miss Moneypenny (unless someone can assure me she is in it)

So I don't think it will be my favourite Bond film, but I'm still going to see it. Either Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan is my favourite Bond.

Anyway, nothing else to report, so...

See ya

Oh My God!

2008-10-26T10:42:00.002Z

The dungeons were brilliant!
The day started off with us, the Gillespies, and our friends, the Cochranes catching the bus to Edinburgh. We ended up in the bus station and then we walked to the St James shopping centre, where we found a shop full practical jokes and useless gadgets, but it was fun. Then we made our way onto Princes Street, through gales and rain. We took shelter in M&S and had lunch, I had a really nice baked potato. Then me, my sister and our friend David hiked our way to HMV where I bought a new Muse CD Haarp which I have been told is fantastic. Then, if you have been in the HMV on Princes Street you will know that on the bottom floor there is a gaming zone where they have loads of Xboxs so all of us had a go on the Rock Band guitar. We met up with the parents again and made our way to the dungeons.
We had already booked our tickets so we went to the fast - track line which was dark with red lights shining here and there. Every now and then we would hear fantastic screams and then pathetic screams. Finally it came to us, when you first go in you get a photo taken and once you're finished you get the chance to buy it if you want. So we showed everone how it was done, apart from David who just grinned. I'm not going to tell you anything about the dungeons because I don't want to spoil any surprises. But if you're ever in Edinburgh and want to go, well go you won't regret it unless you are completely boring.

Well not really got anything else to say, so I won't say anything else.

See ya

Family Guy then Edinburgh Dungeons

2008-10-24T17:18:00.002+01:00

Hey chaps.
Well as you might have guessed I'm going to Edinburgh Dungeons. Well until then I'm spending the night playing the Family Guy game, then watch Friday Night with Jonathon Ross, wash hair, sleep, wake up then go to dungeons. I already have it planned as you can see. We are going with some friends who went to the dungeons in Amsterdam and said it was good so decided to go to the one in Edinburgh and asked us we wanted to tag along. So it should be good! I tried to find some sort of video on YouTube, but all I got was their procession during the Edinburgh festival, The Fringe.

It's all right but I really wanted one in the dungeins or something like that anyway.

No other news today apart from it is only a week till the Quantum of Solace comes out. 7 long days. Oh well...

See ya

Mince and Tatties, mmmmm!

2008-10-23T17:03:00.002+01:00

Sorry I have just smelled my dinner and man it smells good! Anyway not had a good day. Had a pretty crap day really. We started cross country today and now my kness are aching. Then we had the nurse into to start our sexual health topic. Oh the joy!

In better news, I recently got loan of the Family Guy PS2 game and not to long ago I started playing it, and it is soooooooooooooo fun.

Off to the Young Musician of the Year tonight, so got to go now and have my tea.

See ya

I've Got A Blister

2008-10-22T16:51:00.002+01:00

My typing might not be very good as I have a blister on my hand. I was playing the drums at samba band last night and I got a blister. It is really sore and I have trouble writing and typing, so I won't be writing much (famous last words!). Well tonight I'm going to clean the theatre and then I'm going to help my mum at the Juinor Theatre Workshop. I'll then be watching Heroes and then the new series of Desperate Housewives. I don't know if anyone likes it but I think it is brilliant!

In other news I was on YouTube and found this. The best of Johnny Depp!

See ya

Kidney Stones and Fainting Goats

2008-10-21T17:28:00.002+01:00

Hey chaps. Just finished a Fox Chunky Chocolate Chip Cookie, mmm lovely. Had an interesting day today. Physics most of all (the only thing about school I talk about seems to be physics!). As the class started Mr McAlpine did the register trying to remember peoles names then he asked his usual sciency questions and then we started. We have been talking about ultrasound and how we can use it to look at babies without harming them. So he let us look at the ultrasound of his wee girl and then he let us watch a video off of TeacherTube. Then randomly he asked if anyone had seen the Fainting Goats video off YouTube. There were mixed reactions so he went and found it, and we watched this.

Like idiots we burst out laughing. Then we moved on to talk about how ultrasound can also shatter kidney stones, and also what kidney stones are and how it is always funny when it doesn't happen to you. Then he got a picture of Google images to show us and it was minging! I won't put a picture up because I'm about to have my tea.

Anywho, as I said much earlier I was doing the lights for Mostly Mozart. Well my mum and sister had to speak Italian so I found this video for them.

Back by popular demand the daily joke!

Blonde Getting a Haircut

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut.
She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.the stylist replied "no" so the blond left.
She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".
After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.
The stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"

That's for you mum!
See ya

Dr. Yang

2008-10-19T14:46:00.003+01:00

Listening and dancing to Dr. Yang here. Just been told to turn down the volume.

Anyway, had fun last night. I told you we were going to see Mamma Mia again and it was brilliant as always. Afterwards we went to Asda and I looked at phones and have decided which one I'm asking for Christmas. The Sony Ericsson w508i red at £79.89 or something like that.

Here it is...

Cool huh?

Well yesterday afternoon, we had fun at the theatre playing with lights, eating biscuits, breaking a door off a fridge, lowering the door off a fire escape, trying to defrost another fridge and having a smashing time at the glass recycle bin. All good fun!

So I will have to go now but first enjoy this video I found...

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Why Do They Call Them Slippers?

2008-10-18T11:56:00.002+01:00

Hey chaps and chapettes. While I'm sitting here typing my mum justed blurted out, "Why do they call them slippers?" pointing at her feet, "Mine have got grips on them!". My mum is losing it.

I told you yesterday that I bought a new film called The Fifth Element, well I watched it last night. It was better than I remembered. Then I had fun trying to explain it to my mum who kept going, "Nah I've not seen that" and "Oh wait that sounds familiar". If you get a chance to watch it I would seriously recommend you do watch it!

I forgot to say something about yesterday. In the McArthur Glen centre next to the lifts that lead to the multi-storey there are massage chairs. Me, my sister and David went on them. We all recommend that you do not go on them, not unless you like get trapped in a chair and have your back pounded.

Well got to go and get dressed as I am helping rearrange some lights at the theatre this afternoon and then going to the cinema to see Mamma Mia for the third time.

See ya

Shopping, Shopping and Pizza!

2008-10-17T18:28:00.002+01:00

Hey chaps. Went shopping in Livingston today with my mum, sister, our friend David and some friends we met on holiday. It started off early, getting up at 6.30am. Then we picked up David at 7.10ish. My mum was working for the morning so we three walked down to the centre. First stop was Starbucks for the caffine hounds for their daily caffine injections. If you go to Livingston regulary you might have noticed the huge new shopping centre, The Elements, well it opened yesterday so we went to see it today. The only thing I liked about it was that it has my nearest Waterstones. That's it.

Then we ventured to the older side and went to HMV where I got a fantastic film called The Fifth Element for £10!!!!! Man I love HMV. Eventually we met up with our other friends, did their shopping, met up with mum, went to Pizza Hut or as it is now called Pasta Hut, did more shopping, dropped off David, went to clean theatre and finally came home. Now I'm away to salvage something in the cupboards for my dinner and watch my new film.

In other news it's few more weeks to Christmas, but it is not close enough to start playing bloomin' Christmas songs. It's only October for Pete's sake. I encountered this when I was in Argos today looking at Nintendo DS games.

I mentioned the caffine hounds, well if you go into McArthur Glen you will know there are 3 coffee shops, Starbucks, Costa and Cafe Nero. Well, we went to all three over the course of the day. Those who know me will know that I hate coffee so I found other various things to drink, not very exciting but essential in the world of my blog.

Anyway I'm going to stop ranting now and leave everyone in peace.
See ya

15 Days

2008-10-16T11:23:00.002+01:00

That's right 15 days till the Quantum of Solace comes out!!!! Little teaser?

I can't wait. Also when browsing YouTube (even though I've probably already mentioned it) I found this...

OK now I'm off to watch Heroes on BBC Iplayer because I missed it last night because I was at a Mostly Mozart rehearsal. Very boring!!!!

See ya

Scrubs and Bowling

2008-10-15T10:39:00.002+01:00

Hey all. I'm watching Scrubs here which by the way is hilarious, so if you get the chance watch it.

Been listening to the new Ben Folds CD: Way to Normal, and let me tell you it is fantastic! If you do get a chance to listen to it (listen to Dr. Yang), take that chance!

Anyway, going bowling today. That's it. We're going bowling and then coming home, unless me and my sister can convince my Dad to take us somewhere else. Oh my God, Jenny turned on the Jerry Springer show, and the only thing I can hear is BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! That has got to be the worst show ever to be made. Does anyone like that show or anything else like it, for example the bloody Jeremy Kyle show. These shows really annoy me.

Weel looks like we are about to leave so I've got to go.
See ya

Come on YouTube

2008-10-14T11:57:00.001+01:00

Lets give it a go

On Holiday

2008-10-13T11:10:00.004+01:00

I can't seem to put YouTube videos on my blog, can someone help me???!!!!!! I've tried everything, I even went onto a help website and watched a video on how to put a video on my blog and it still doesn't work. HELP!!!!!!!!

Not doing anything today probably watching James Bond films.

COUNTDOWN

Days till Quantum of Solace comes out 18

Time for a joke, nah think I'll save you today.

See ya

Mostly Moaning

2008-10-12T12:06:00.002+01:00

Hey again. Going to be busy today, doing the lights for a show called Mostly Mozart, so I'm stuck doing that. Nah it's not that bad really, just it gets boring after a while. Guess I'll take my Ipod with me and listen to that or my laptop, I've got a bit of homework to do anyway.

Anyway, I'm off this week and apparently (and hopefully) I'm going bowling and then to the cinema. What's on by the way at the movies, anything good, and don't say Mamma Mia I've already seen it twice!

I just paid attention and now all I can hear is my sisters new CD Ben Folds: Way To Normal. Its ironic seen as I've not actually listened to it but she has it on all the time. Apparently it's brilliant but I can't really judge, all I know is that I like the song You Don't Know Me, but am really scared by the video!!!!!! Check it out for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP9csWhlHWM. So if there is anyone who would recommend I should nick it off my sister and listen to it, leave a comment!

Time for a joke, then. By the way it is only a matter of time before I can't be bothered finding these jokes, so just wait!

Blonde Swimmer
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out.
The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde".
The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."

See ya

Saturday Morning Not So Live

2008-10-11T11:46:00.002+01:00

Hey there! Didn't write yesterday because from the minute I came home from school my sister was on and then my mum sneeked on and by the time she came off I was in my bed. So, I'm on holiday this week and I've already had an offer to go bowling, exciting huh?
Well today I'm starting my job! It's only for a little while and it involves me cleaning the theatre workshop, but last time I did it for 2 weeks and got over £80 so I wasn't going to turn it down. Anyway our Sky isn't working so it gives me something to do that I get paid for!!!!!

COUNTDOWN

Days till Quantum of Solace comes out 20

Time for a bad joke then!

Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "

And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

See ya

Stethoscopes and singing

2008-10-09T16:16:00.002+01:00

Hey again. Bet you're wondering about the title of todays ramblings. Well it is from period one of the school day, physics. I told you about my new teacher, Mr McAlpine, well he is officially mad. Today we were talking about stethoscopes, and the first thing we were told was not to put on the earpieces and go AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that's what he literally did! Then we were about to write a note in our note jotters when he said it is his wife's birthday and an idea to phone up his wife and get us to sing Happy Birthday, so we did! It was fun!

Anyways, not much else happened, so I guess that leaves.............

COUNTDOWN

Days till Quantum of Solace comes out 22

Well, time for a joke.

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."

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Me, nothing to say???!!!

2008-10-08T17:11:00.002+01:00

Not got anything to say. Apart from.....

COUNTDOWN

Days till Quantum of Solace comes out 23

Had boring day. Time for a bad joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The man with the bloody finger .....

One night an old lady was sitting watching TV in her house when the phone rang.She answered it.

A mans voice said: "I'm the man with the bloody finger. I'm 10 steps away from your house."

The old lady sighed and went back to watching TV. Five minutes later the phone rang again.

The man said: "I'm the man with the bloody finger and I'm 5 steps away from your house."

Scared the old lady sat back down and watched TV.Two minutes later the phone rang again.

The dark voice said: "I'm the man with the bloody finger and I'm two steps away from your house."

The old woman screamed. She turned off the TV, too scared to speak.A couple of minutes later there was a thump thump thump! at the door. The old women shrieked but went to open it.At the door stood a horrible man looking deathly at the old lady.

"I'm the man" He whispered, "With the bloody finger.... Could I have a bandage?"

Got to go now.

See ya

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

2008-10-07T16:59:00.004+01:00

Hi again. Watching Friends at the moment and about to go out to the shops. Was browsing on YouTube, and you already know I'm into James Bond, so I found the trailer of the new film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLPp8y-mEhw

Seeing this, I can't wait for it!!!!! Fantastic!!

I am now going to start a countdown everyday till the film comes out, sad I know but it gives me something to do.

COUNTDOWN

Days till Quantum Of Solace comes out 24

Time for a joke? Duh!

Smart Salesman

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -

"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -

"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:

"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"

See ya

Hey Y'all

2008-10-06T19:50:00.002+01:00

Hey again. Not up to much just homework, watching TV, playing the computer and reading my book (not at the same time).

Just found out that one of my friends has a new blog called Little Miss Random, if you want to see it just go onto my followers, I love that, followers, the power!!!!!!!

Time for a bad joke? Since I didn't do one yesterday I'll do 2!!!!!!!

Short Quiz
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes said Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, Some ------- has stolen our tent."

Ok got to go now
See Ya

Quantum Of Solace

2008-10-05T11:39:00.003+01:00

Hey. Those who know me know that I love the James Bond films, and that I'm really excited that the new one is coming out. October 31st and I will be begging my mum to let me go that night with my friend, but anyway.
Not doing anything today. Not got anything else to say.
See ya

Computers, music and thermometers

2008-10-04T21:09:00.000+01:00

3rd October

First of all check out http://www.bolegbros.co.uk/Movies/viewer.asp?MovieId=13&offset=15# it is a video and others that are really funny!!!!

Anyway, not had a very interesing day. Had computing, then history, double music, maths and then physics.
Doing spreadsheets in computing at the moment and nothing is more boring believe me. History kind of speaks for itself, unless you are completely interested in every single historical fact you're bored out of your mind. Music was alright, composing third period, playing fourth. I play guitar and saxophone for my intsruments for standard grade and it's ok but sometimes you get tired from playing the same pieces over and over again, even if the teacher has heard you and says, "Oh that's really good, we'll have to move you on soon!" and do they, NO. Math, same old, same old. Got a test in a few weeks but not worried about it (much!!!). Physics had to be the best, which is quite sad considering what we were doing. Our old teacher is about to go on maternity leave next week sometime, and our new teacher decided that since he is here he might as well start. His name is Mr McAlpine, and today we were starting health physics, first topic thermometers! Talking about different kinds, how to use them, where to use them! I believe his phrase was, "stick it where the sun don't shine!!" He then went on to ask us what our weekend smelt like, his smells like dirty nappies and spew, lovely thought huh? Anyway he is funny, and we all seem to like him, not liking our old teacher. Anyways.....
Bad Joke Time!!!!!
Glad to be drunkA completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?""Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
Maybe another, oh yes!
Giraffe In A PubA guy wanders into a pub one evening followed by a giraffe. They sit down, and over a number of hours get extremely drunk. As the bar is shutting, the man goes to leave. The man behing the bar yells "Oi mate. You can't leave that lying there!"The drunk turns around and says, "OI mate, it isnt a lion, its a giraffe!"
Hee, hee, hee!!!!!!!!
See ya

The Pain Of Homework

2008-10-04T21:08:00.000+01:00

2nd October

Hey there. Busy doing homework here. Computing homework to be precise.
Not had a very interesting day. Here is a quick idea:
Period 1 - Physics - Got test results Grade 1
Period 2 - Music - Played the keyboard
Period 3 - PE - Played football
Period 4 - PSE - Watched a boring video
Period 5 - English - Talked about Macbeth we saw yesterday e.g. the actors, how comfortable the seats were and how hot the bus was
Period 6 - Graphics - Drew pointless drawings
Then I walked Monty, started dinner and now I'm doing my homework.
Bad joke today? Of course!!!!
The blondes and the Double Decker BusThere's a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette.On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing.On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated... they're in a panic. They're screaming, terrified, and holding onto each other as the bus moves along the street.Finally, a brunette gets up and walks to the top of the bus to ask whats wrong, and one of the blonde's replies, "what's wrong?!? well, you'd be screaming too if you didnt have a driver!!!"
See ya

A little water clears us of this deed

2008-10-04T21:07:00.000+01:00

1st October

Got back from Macbeth nearly an hour ago. It wasn't half bad, although it looked like Macbeth and Lady Macbeth were getting a little handsy with each other whenever they were together.
It was fun at the interval though. There was another school in front of us in the theatre and some friends decided to talk to them. As they were talking to a boy another boy tried to kiss him, he looked at the boy then kissed him on the head. Got a bit of a shock. Then the show started again and two other boys from this other school started leaning on each other and almost cuddling. What do they put somehting in the water in their school that makes them want to kiss and cuddle each other or what???!!!! Still some friends got his msn address and were still goggling at him as we left, so that was entertaining enough. And that was my day.
Time for a joke then:
Bill Gates in HellBill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!" "That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..." "What about the PC?" "It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys." "Which three?" "Control, Alt and Delete."
Bwa Ha Ha Ha it's so bad.
See ya

Sore feet!!!

2008-10-04T21:05:00.000+01:00

30th September

Sore feet!!!
Just got back from walking Monty, who you'll know if you read my all about me column, and my feet are aching.
I also got my new glasses today, and my god now I've got them when I take them off I think I'm blind.
Off to see Macbeth tomorrow as I said yesterday, and now I think I'm going to enjoy it. But anyway going off to make dinner now and watch some well needed television.
Before I go time for a utterly terrible joke.
Blonde Car AccidentOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.This time the blonde laughed even harder.Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
I know it's bad.
See ya

I don't care, I don't have to!

2008-10-04T21:01:00.000+01:00

29th September

Just got up. Still half asleep. Off school today so I have a whole day to do absoulutely nothing. Needed a laugh thought this would do the trick.

On Wednesday, I'm going to see Macbeth in the Lyceum in Edinburgh with my English class. I'm not sure if I'm excited to be going to see it or thinking what on earth was I thinking of agreeing to go? Usually Shakespeare = sleep, but we'll see how it goes. Yesterday, I finished an English essay about 'Dracula' (the most boring book ever). Seriously though does anyone actually like the book apart from English teachers????
Well, time for a bad joke or not? Think I'll save you today.
See ya

My first entry

2008-10-04T20:59:00.000+01:00

28th September
Hey there. This is my first official entry of my new blog, so I'm pretty excited. I decided that most people i know have a blog so why shouldn't I have one?
I'm warning you now that I like to think that I am funny so you will probably get a lot of rubbish jokes that I get off my mum (and sister).

For example, a man is walking down the street when he spots three women standing on the pavement. One beautiful brunette, one dazzling red head, and one ugly green head. So, the man walks up to the brunette and says
"How do you get your hair so shiny and soft?"
The Brunette runs her hand through her hair and says
"It's natural!"
So the man goes up to the red head, and asks the same question.
The red head runs her hand through her hair and says,
"It's Natural!"
The man then goes up to the green head and says
"How do you get your hair so horrid and green?".
The green head wipes her nose with her hand, then puts her hand through her hair and says
"It's snatural!"
I know this is terrible but I'm like that. This particular joke just came from my sister.
Will write again whenever I feel like it.
See ya